The nicer you are the more beautiful you become
cat: wake up
me:
cat: wake up wake up
me:
cat: wake up!!
me: why
cat: just wanted to let you know that you should go fuck yourself, goodbye
Beyoncé just made an album with anthems demanding respect and love for black women and protection for black men. If you don’t think she’s a revolutionary you ain’t paying attention
I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.
Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!
😢 so cute!!!!
yes yes yes! ☺️
TEARS 😭
There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!
I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
sometimes i wonder if this website is okay
“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,
“I am the manager.”
a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site